"Do things your future self will thank you for."
- (via senyahearts
(Source: rou-x, via tiffanyyyx0)
I should really just keep my mouth shut because I have a shitty memory and I fuck things up with things I say that I’m not even sure of.
I’m almost pmsing and I’m so fucking stressed out and I have two exams tomorrow that I’ve been procrastinating because I suck and I just want people to get along and be happy and I feel really shitty.
"Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of somone you know you don’t belong with."
- (via bl-ossomed
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via adropintheoceaan)
I need to invest in a vibrator.
"But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?"
- Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive
(Source: psych-facts, via asouthernvoice)
I feel like I just need a really good cry.
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
this will always be my favorite thing on this website
I don’t mean to beg,
because by the way I’ve been
pleading you to stay,
people would think
that I was homeless.
And they’re right."
| jl | When Home Isn’t a Place
"Soul-mates aren’t the ones who make you happiest, no. They’re the ones who make you feel you the most. Burning edges and scars and stars. Old pains and pangs, captivation and beauty. Strain and shadows and worry and yearning. Sweetness and madness and dreamlike surrender. They hurl you into the abyss. They taste like hope."
- Victoria Erickson (via hushedsweetnothings
"Every villain is a hero in his own mind."
- Tom Hiddleston (via hqlines
Wow today has been off to a really shitty start. I woke up late because I craved more sleep from fighting with cj last night/early morning. Then forgot to put my clothes into the dryer yesterday so I had no towel to use after my shower and my stomach is feeling funny and I hope I don’t have to poop before my inorganic exam because then I’m gonna be late ugh I’m just thankful I didn’t miss the bus this morning. I just feel so exhausted, physically and emotionally.